Starting tomorrow, only short one-tweet-long predictions will be posted to the FakeCriswell twitter feed. Follow that account if you want short pieces of the future … in your incredible future!
I predict that in the future, automobile tune-ups will be done by robotic mechanics!
These robots will be able to crawl underneath your car to investigate issues as fast or father than a human mechanic. No need to hoist your car up on a lift for it to be checked out!
In fact, later models of…
Here we go. Start following the Fake Criswell blog if you’re interested in predictions. If not, then not.
The next Chicago Ukulele Cabaret is here and you’re invited - check it out,
and sign up for a slot to play, at the link below!The Theme: *”Guilty Pleasures” - songs you hate to love but might just love
to play!*
When: Saturday April 13th 8pm
Where: Silvie’s Lounge, Silvie’s Lounge 1902 West…
(not really but it’s my recently developed pet peeve, so don’t do it)
What other way is there to say it?!?!
With proper Hawaiian pronunciation! OO-KOO-LEH-LEH. NOT…
But seriously, don’t pronounce it wrong.
(Source: lonelylovebird)
Graduation performance from the Old Town School of Folk Music. Dancing and Isis Wings!
Even though I’m not attending I totally support this event Kickstarter. They’re over 100% funded after just one day, but feel free to kick in some extra bucks and maybe the rewards will be sweetened.
Aquarium Drunkard premiered our song “Listen” today, calling it a ” wintery delight.” Check out the photo they used to accompany the post: it’s a still frame from our upcoming “Summit” music video.
I’m really excited and proud to share with you my latest project: The Atlantic Ocean Comedy & Music Festival. This September, I’ll be setting off from the port of Miami with some of my favorite entertainers and a few hundred of our closest friends and associates. We’ll have two nights of comedy, one of music, and four days of fun in the sun. Also: shuffleboard.
Our performers list is absolutely amazing.
On the comedy side, we’ll have Al Madrigal and John Hodgman from The Daily Show, Marc Maron from WTF, Kurt & Kristen (that’s Kurt Braunohler and Kristen Schaal), Maria Bamford, and Eugene Mirman. Plus a couple of comics I think are amazing who you should know about: Jasper Redd, Hari Kondobalu, Josie Long and Nick Thune. Every one of these people is among the best in the business.
The music side might be even better. We’ve got John Darnielle of The Mountain Goats. We’ve got the charming and beautiful Nellie McKay. We’ve got John Roderick of the Long Winters. And the party will be set off right by the amazing, amazing Dan Deacon. This will be unbelievable.
Besides all that, this is a classy cruise ship, not some Carnival monstrosity. Bring your good clothes. And your valet, if you’ve got one.
You can book your berth now - and your hotel room for the pre-party in Miami. It’s all online at the awesome website boatparty.biz.
